His next piece was the aptly named Sonnet 130:

> My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun,
> Coral is far more red, than her lips red,
> ...

> # Bacon on a crowbar

> t3yw 12 points 1 hour ago

> I bet a narwhal would love that.

> greg 8 points 1 hour ago

> > I bet a narwhal would love that.

> Dude narwhals don't eat bacon.

> t3yw 15 points 1 hour ago

> > > I bet a narwhal would love that.

> > Dude narwhals don't eat bacon.

> Next thing you'll be saying they don't get capes and wizard hats either!

> boing -5 points 1 hour ago

> narwhals are worse than ceiling cat

> fred 1 points 23 minutes ago

> > I bet a narwhal would love that.

> I bet they'd love to peel a banana too.