His next piece was the aptly named Sonnet 130:

> My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun,
> Coral is far more red, than her lips red,
> ...

> # Bacon on a crowbar

> t3yw 12 points 1 hour ago

> I bet a narwhal would love that.

> greg 8 points 1 hour ago

> > I bet a narwhal would love that.

> Dude narwhals don't eat bacon.

> t3yw 15 points 1 hour ago

> > > I bet a narwhal would love that.

> > Dude narwhals don't eat bacon.

> Next thing you'll be saying they don't get capes and wizard hats either!

> boing -5 points 1 hour ago

> narwhals are worse than ceiling cat

> fred 1 points 23 minutes ago

> > I bet a narwhal would love that.

> I bet they'd love to peel a banana too.

> He began his list of "lessons" with the following:

> > One should never assume that his side of the issue will be recognized, let alone that it will be conceded to have merits.

> He continued with a number of similar points, ending with:

> > Finally, one should be prepared for the threat of breakdown in negotiations at any given moment and not be cowed by the possibility.

> We shall now discuss these points...